The Big Ten

ten reasons i can't get a job at fema

1. i have at least half a brain.
2. i told the truth on my resume.
3. i have had at least a small bit of disaster preparedness and response training
4. i don't trust the newspapers for my information.
5. i know nothing about arabian horses.
6. i am not a loyal republican.
7. i am loyal to the constitution, not the person of the president.
8. i gag at the sight of michael chertoff.
9. i sometimes let compassion guide me.
10. you george never heard of my college roommate.