The Cheerleader in Chief

Born cheerleader

Tuesday night President Bush is going to lead the country in a rousing cheerleading session. It is something he has trained for since college high school. It's one of the things he thinks he does pretty well.
We've got an advance of his speech. Here's what he's planning on saying:

Give me an "F! ...F!
Give me a "U"! ..."U"
Give me a "C"! ..."C"
Give me a "K"! ..."K"!
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!"
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!"
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!"
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!"
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!"

Well come on all of you big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again,
he got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Iraqi-land,
put down your books and pick up a gun, we're gunna have a whole lotta fun.

and its 1,2,3 what are we fightin for?
don't ask me i don't give a dam, the next stop is Iraqi- land,
and its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates. Well there aint no time to wonder why...WHOOPEE we're all gunna die.

Don't forget to tune in.
Update: Whoops I forgot to mention that this cheer is exactly how Country Joe and the Fish did the song at Woodstock.